Monday, May 10, 2010

Oh, Dear!

Dear Cigarettes,
` I would be lying if I said I didn't miss you. You are such a dirty little thing. I refuse to let you win this time. Your sweet talking if I just have one.... is not going to work. I saw what you have done to others, first hand, and I refuse to be your next victim. Go tempt someone else!
S

Dear Binky and Tigger (the cats),
` Next year when you start to lose your winter fur, can you take a lesson from the snake? It sheds all it's skin at one time. That would save me so much housework. I wanna know how the two of you can possibly produce so much fur?
S

Dearest oldest daughter of mine,
` When I ask for your dirty school clothes, I mean all of them, not just one outfit to get through the next day. It would make my life so much easier if you could help out with this. The weekly Monday night fight is just not working. We both have better things we could be spending our energy on.
S

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